ilovemybritishboys

#NOVA
#Jcat
#Directioner
I love these british boys. Don't like them? IDgAF. Hate on them? You better run. Bye beautifuls!

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thorki:

I JUST SAW A GUY AT WALMART AND HE LOOKED LIKE MORGAN FREEMAN AND HE CAUGHT ME LOOKING AT HIM AND HE POINTED AT ME AND SAID “IM NOT MORGAN FREEMAN”

eddie-the-coconut-head:

lesbianalternianruler:

medacris:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

napoleonbonerhard:

a song that relates to ur otp perfectly

i’ve never heard a more beautiful song

This song sums up so many of my fandoms at once.

there are tears in my eyes

yes my life is now complete

raptorific:

I’M SO ANGRY

SOME 16TH CENTURY ASSHOLE WROTE “GOD B W YE” IN A LETTER AS AN ABBREVIATION FOR “GOD BE WITH YE”

AND IT APPEARED AS “GODBWYE”

WHICH WAS THEN READ AS “GOODBYE”

AND THAT’S WHY WE SAY “GOODBYE”

BECAUSE OF 16TH CENTURY CHAT SPEAK

ninaadrian:

#NathanAdriansSmile

skytopniall:

but louis senior year, he’s in omega delta and is the president of the fraternity,  

younger brother niall is in the process of initiation to get  into omega delta but since he’s the presidents brother, he gets to fool around because he has a spot assured in the fraternity 

sTApH

meetingniallatnandos:

oh hey they’re doing their little dance

how nice just casually dancing

nothing too crazy or anyth—

crossbrediams:

miss-azura:

morepotatoes:

The Avengers in 1978

TONY.

TONY ARE YOU OKAY.

Oh god iron man

idaresayihavetoomany:

its-always-funnier-in-enochian:

timelord-castiel:

rosskemp:

do i have cramps or has my appendix exploded

does my boob hurt or am i having a heart attack

am i on my period or do i have internal bleeding

these are our struggles

Thinking of dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations

The struggles of a man

boo hoo

thinking of my naked grandma isnt going to suck the blood back into my body

you need an award right now

midnitedancer:

bradmajors:

me:

you:

I think it says something about us that over 12,000 people understand what these images mean.

letslikemakememories:

watchtheskytonight:

satan-official:

thearchangeltrickster:

bandannarama:

iamtonysexual:

biptch:

don’t make me snap my fingers in a z formation 

hip rotation 

booty sensation 

ＥＴＥＲＮＡＬ ＤＡＭＮＡＴＩＯＮ

*snaps fingers in a pentagram formation*

*says a Latin incantation*

waits for lucifer with anticipation

your waiting is over my friends

ALL HAIL THE LORD SATAN

what the fuck is wrong with this website

noahhawk:

moreboringthanwheelofmonotony:

sydthelemur:

Everytime a Tumblr user says, “I can’t,” we should give them a juice box.

#so i was watching foster’s and bloo kept saying i can’t and falling everywhere #then they gave him a juice box and he calmed down #bloo is tumblr users who have too many feels #tumblr 

Guys, I think we found our mascot.

infamousnfamous:

primsore:

if you ever feel bad about yourself just think at least you’re not a model for spongebob tampons

who lives in the vagina of a young teen

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

absorbent and yellow and bloody is he

SPONGEBOB TAMPAX

fatwink:

i was just sitting in my living room eating nerds and my 7 year old sister came up to me and whispered “you are what you eat” and that’s how i just got burned by my little sister